kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

(via not-even-boat-science)

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

(via angrybagel)

me when i listen to alt-j

  • me: damn this is so fucking good
  • me: what the fuck is he saying
awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

(via lordwhat)

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via not-even-boat-science)