humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via kneelingwinchesters)

  • me: *hears a helicopter*
  • me: *rushes to the window*
  • me: helicopter

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via no01partyblog)

neyruto:

a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)